Wednesday, 8 March 2006

AKA........ Boobie Wafflehump!

Dj just sent me this funny email that I've just got to share. I have had it before, years ago but had forgot about it.
So, what's your new name?

We all need a little stress-reliever! This only takes a minute. Please don't be a bore and ruin it. Send it on to everyone you know including the person that sent it to you.
Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you need some silliness to break up the day. And, if we are honest, we have a lot more stressful days than not.
Here is your dose of humour...

A. Follow the instructions to find your new name.

B. Once you have your new name, put it in the subject box and forward it to friends and family and co-workers.
And don't go all adult - a senior manager is now known far and wide as Dorky Gizzardsniffer.

The following is excerpted from a children's book, Captain Underpants And the Perilous Plot Professor Poopypants, by Dave Pilkey, in which the evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names...
1. Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first name:
a = snickle
b = doombah
c = goober
d = cheesey
e = crusty
f = greasy
g = dumbo
h = farcus
i = dorky
j = doofus
k = funky
l = boobie
m = sleezy
n = sloopy
o = fluffy
p = stinky
q = slimy
r = dorfus
s = snooty
t = tootsie
u = dipsy
v = sneezy
w = liver
x = skippy
y = dinky
z = zippy

2. Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name:
a = dippin
b = feather
c = batty
d = burger
e = chicken
f = barffy
g = lizard
h = waffle
i = farkle
j = monkey
k = flippin
l = fricken
m = bubble
n = rhino
o = potty
p = hamster
q = buckle
r = gizzard
s = lickin
t = snickle
u = chuckle
v = pickle
w = hubble

x = dingle
y = gorilla
z = girdle

3. Use the third letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name:
a = butt
b = boob
c = face
d = nose
e = hump
f = breath
g = pants
h = shorts
i = lips

j = honker
k = head
l = tush
m = chunks
n = dunkin
o = brains
p = biscuits
q = toes
r = doodle
s = fanny
t = sniffer
u = sprinkles
v = frack
w = squirt
x = humperdinck
y = hiney
z = juice

How's that for fun. Have a great day!


Sheree said...

LOL thanks for commenting on mine.. so i thought i would say Hi here and make you feel important and comment on yours... Love the name thing you had here LOL

Alison Jeremijczyk said...

Hi Kylie,
My new name is Dorky Chickendoodle. Thank god it's not real, imagine the school yard taunts with that one! lol
:) Alison

Kylie said...

They're pretty funny aren't they Alison.
I think they are worse than your "porn star" names. Mine would then be Tesse Fraser - which is your first pets name and the name of the first street you lived on.

Alison Jeremijczyk said...

I love the porn star names. They're a crack up! We don't actually have a pet at the moment but our last pet was called Digger. SO my name would be Digger Princess. LOl. Tesse Fraser doesn't sound all that bad.
:) Alison